Stimulating Dinner Conversation

For Halloween this year, Drew is going to be Darth Vadar and Ethan, Dracula.

The other night at dinner, they got into a discussion about who, in a fight between the two, would prevail. The undead or the man who chose The Dark Side.

Ethan, made a compelling argument when he pointed out that Dracula is, in fact, already dead making him impervious to the "force". Drew, said that Darth has that large helmet on and that Dracula could not get near his neck. He also said, while sticking his arms out, making a menacing face, and breathing heavy, that Darth would just "force" him and Dracula would be dead.

Anyway, this went the rounds for literally a half an hour and you can see why I am no longer adept at discussing politics or various other intellectual things; however, Darth Vadar vs. Dracula, well, I got that covered.

It's Fart-tastic!

What is it with the male species and fart humor? Young, old, it doesn't matter, the sound of farting is always hilarious if you are male.

Last week, I bought Whoopie cushions for the kids. Why, you might ask? Hmmm, good question......not sure why.

They immediately blew those babies up and there were fart noises and hilarious laughter to be heard around the house for a good hour. Drew particularily likes to get some spit in his, thereby producing the "juicy" fart. Gross, right?

The giddiness of the moment all went south when the Whoopie cushions, pushed to their limits, ripped.

Ethan actually cried.

I am not making that up.

Cried, over a toy that makes fart noises.